The-TG-Society

Jason: "Hey Riley, you know what's usually a good idea?" Riley: "Yeah, what?" Jason: "AVOIDING THE VAGUELY FACIST-LOOKING IDENTICAL HOT GIRLS!" Riley: "Hey, what else could've we have done, they'd probably go after us anyway?" Jason: "Yeah? Well maybe we would've figured it out if you didn't immediately power-jab one of them in the face!" Riley: "Well you gotta admit it was a pretty good punch!" Jason: "She literally caught your fist and proceeded to almost break your wrist." Jason: "Well I get the feeling this answers the question of where they're coming fr-huurggkkg" Riley: "I regret nothin-bbblarjjjgggghhhi" Jason: Damn, I can't even move, I guess that's why they untied us. Riley: Huh, so this must be what sleep paralysis feels like. Jason: Hmm, shifting bodies, changing hair color, yep, whoever bosses these girls around definitely has a type. Riley: Huh, honestly thought the whole getting caught by evil henchmen thing would be more dramatic. Jason: The fact that neither